Hi, I’m Joyce Nance, a secretly famous author with a new blog. I’m calling it “JoyceChat” in honor of the fact that my name is Joyce and I’m chatting. I wanted to call it “Life with Joyce” but someone had stolen that idea before I thought of it.
“That’s fine. JoyceChat will end up being way cooler anyway,” I said, hopefully while holding my breath.
Btw, today is Saturday and I woke up at 4 a.m. Which is ridiculous. It’s a known fact I’m not useful when I wake up that early. My brain doesn’t work right and I’m gonna get crabby. I’ve already raised my voice twice to Jimmy regarding his over-exhuberance in pursuing Merlot. Cats! What are you going to do? I’m pretty sure I saw Jimmy laughing at me as I yelled.
Oh well, maybe my waking up early is a sign I need to get busy. Maybe I can get a few more things done. I do have a long list of items that need attending to. You know: go the gym, clean up the house, take a shower, write a blog – stuff like that.
It’s now 5:30 a.m. and my eyes are down to slits, my head is dropping, and my mouth is bubbling. How will I make it through the day?
Sorry dear reader, I hate to do this to you on day one but thus ends my first blog. I know you’ve only been waiting your entire life for me to get off of my lazy asset and start writing but–
Soft snoring sounds are heard.
Tune back in soon for more adventures in JoyceChat.
